all and nothing is possible

=if

we gotta try and come up with some that aren't if's

=if(vlookup(pop-pop, model home, null, false) = "attic", ready=false, if(location = reno, ready=false, show(secular flesh)))

vla vla vla vla vla

if((fear(underdog)) = 0, you <> survival, null)

the curious case of bobby jindal

=if(government spending=0,vlookup(people,volcanoes,x,true),

vlookup(government,volcanoes,x,false)

middle of nowhere

=G2&H2&(IF(AB2<>"",MID(AB2,3,2),MID(AC2,3,2)))

recursion: it's what happens when you cursion once more

=IF(C2=C1, IF(AA2=1, E1+1, E1), 1)