weezy's level

=if(level="space shuttle",or(if(level="ladder that's forever")),"you can get on my level","you can't get on my level")

enough that you can't illegally vlookup my shit

=IF(COUNT(problems) = 99, IF(shawty = "bitch", "ERROR", hit(me)), problems+1)

i got 99 problems but a bush ain't one

=IF(problems=99,and(if(problem<>'bush'))"good","fucked")

today() is the greatest day i've ever known

=IF((N9499/(2008-$A9499))=1, YEAR(TODAY()), 2008)

imagine if you were herr barockter, alias and nobleman

=IF(AA33 < 1, AA33^1.5, AA33)

aa33 can improve its lot dramatically if it picks right.

searching for kurt

=KURT(B78,B47,STDEV(Data!A1:A8))

fight the power unless it's integral to your denominator

=(N340*200)/POWER(P340, 4)

i can bend any substance that's met by light

=SUM(('Data-WC01.4'!$B$2:$B$5000=J$7)*('Data-WC01.4'!$C$2:$C$5000=K$302)*('Data-WC01.4'!$F$2:$F$5000=L304)*('Data-WC01.4'!$G$2:$G$5000=M304)*'Data-WC01.4'!$J$2:$J$5000)

so this is the new year

=IF(A9<>2008, SUM(IF(Sheet1!$D$2:$D$4795 = $A9+1, IF(Sheet1!$E$2:$E$4795 = $B9, IF(Sheet1!$Q$2:$Q$4795 = 1, Sheet1!$O$2:$O$4795, 0), 0), 0)), "")