obscure

=if(ERROR.TYPE(LBC) = 5, "snoop doggy dogg")

just helping

myname = is(RAND(pronoun))

graphical representation of our desire

only timmy said he wouldn't do if statements

=IF(NOVELTY = 1, $success, IF(SKILL = 1, $success, $failure))

"you can be really bad at something wholly novel and still be successful
but once something has ceased to be novel, you need to actually be good at it"

saskatoon is in the room

=is(chicago), !(is(chicago))

all and nothing is possible

=if

we gotta try and come up with some that aren't if's

=if(vlookup(pop-pop, model home, null, false) = "attic", ready=false, if(location = reno, ready=false, show(secular flesh)))

vla vla vla vla vla

if((fear(underdog)) = 0, you <> survival, null)

the curious case of bobby jindal

=if(government spending=0,vlookup(people,volcanoes,x,true),

vlookup(government,volcanoes,x,false)

middle of nowhere

=G2&H2&(IF(AB2<>"",MID(AB2,3,2),MID(AC2,3,2)))

recursion: it's what happens when you cursion once more

=IF(C2=C1, IF(AA2=1, E1+1, E1), 1)

weezy's level

=if(level="space shuttle",or(if(level="ladder that's forever")),"you can get on my level","you can't get on my level")

enough that you can't illegally vlookup my shit

=IF(COUNT(problems) = 99, IF(shawty = "bitch", "ERROR", hit(me)), problems+1)

i got 99 problems but a bush ain't one

=IF(problems=99,and(if(problem<>'bush'))"good","fucked")

today() is the greatest day i've ever known

=IF((N9499/(2008-$A9499))=1, YEAR(TODAY()), 2008)

imagine if you were herr barockter, alias and nobleman

=IF(AA33 < 1, AA33^1.5, AA33)

aa33 can improve its lot dramatically if it picks right.

searching for kurt

=KURT(B78,B47,STDEV(Data!A1:A8))

fight the power unless it's integral to your denominator

=(N340*200)/POWER(P340, 4)

i can bend any substance that's met by light

=SUM(('Data-WC01.4'!$B$2:$B$5000=J$7)*('Data-WC01.4'!$C$2:$C$5000=K$302)*('Data-WC01.4'!$F$2:$F$5000=L304)*('Data-WC01.4'!$G$2:$G$5000=M304)*'Data-WC01.4'!$J$2:$J$5000)

so this is the new year

=IF(A9<>2008, SUM(IF(Sheet1!$D$2:$D$4795 = $A9+1, IF(Sheet1!$E$2:$E$4795 = $B9, IF(Sheet1!$Q$2:$Q$4795 = 1, Sheet1!$O$2:$O$4795, 0), 0), 0)), "")