obscure

=if(ERROR.TYPE(LBC) = 5, "snoop doggy dogg")

just helping

myname = is(RAND(pronoun))

graphical representation of our desire

only timmy said he wouldn't do if statements

=IF(NOVELTY = 1, $success, IF(SKILL = 1, $success, $failure))

"you can be really bad at something wholly novel and still be successful
but once something has ceased to be novel, you need to actually be good at it"

saskatoon is in the room

=is(chicago), !(is(chicago))

all and nothing is possible

=if

we gotta try and come up with some that aren't if's

=if(vlookup(pop-pop, model home, null, false) = "attic", ready=false, if(location = reno, ready=false, show(secular flesh)))